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About Super Savior Jesus GO!

Jesus Heraldo Christ, better known as the 56th President of the United States or captain cheese man Hawkins, was born in the middle of the Middle East somewhere, and was raised on the side of the desert. He is rumored to be the son of Chuck Norris and the Fonz. Jesus H. spent a great deal of time on the streets, helping his homies in the hizzle find inner peace. Jesus H. returned to the desert for a short period of time, only to be murdered in public by his peeps and fellow Jews, homes.

Apparently he's some sort of messiah or something. I don't know I don’t keep up on current events

As of now the comic is on a Tuesday and Thursday update schedule, but we may be moving to a Monday Wednesday Friday schedule sometime in the future.

Jesus can use some of his regular powers that he has such as his ability to call religious people to him like aqua man when ever he wants. But he also has "miracles" where he can use some of his power to have a "miracle" happen. The more complicated the miracle and the more miracles preformed the more energy that is used up. When Jesus runs out of energy he is no longer able to perform miracles but he can still use his other powers.

Because if this comic offends you, your so wrapped up in your religious BS that you cant even enjoy something funny and simple like a damn comic without getting all self righteous.